Aviation Humor: Husband and Wife Chat

Here is another borrowed joke for you guys.

One evening before going to bed a pilot asked his wife -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY PLANE CRASHES TOMORROW & I DIE? WILL YOU REMARRY? 

The wife said -- OF COURSE NOT.

The pilot husband asked --AND WHY NOT? YOU ARE YOUNG & VERY ATTRACTIVE.

The wife replied -- OK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WISH ME TO DO.

Then he asked with a long sour face -- WOULD YOU LIVE IN OUR HOUSE?

She said -- WELL, YES IT'S A NICE HOUSE.

He added -- WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH HIM IN OUR BED?

She replied -- WHERE ELSE WOULD WE SLEEP?

The pilot continued -- WILL YOU REPLACE MY PICTURES WITH HIS?

She said -- THAT'S THE PROPER THING TO DO, ISN'T IT?

Then finally he asked -- WILL YOU LET HIM USE MY GOLF CLUBS?

The wife after a brief silence muttered -- OH THAT? I DON'T THINK SO. HE IS LEFT HANDED.